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Tonight's tie http://instagr.am/p/ZwOQZ/

My nose hair trimmers are gas powered.

My nostrils are going to look fabulous.

It's the company Christmas party tonight so I'm going to take things up a notch: taking out the nose hair trimmers.

Photo: it8bit: http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awDOUPph

Photo: Canadian Lumberjack, Squamish, BC http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awDOSR2r

My 9 year old is still updating her webpage, using her own HTML skills: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/

@Mark__Berg yes. That was me.

@adampatterson What the fuck.

Dang. Nearly 6:30pm and I'm just leaving the office now. That's too late for a Friday night!

@JamesMurgatroyd are you referring to the marketing site, or the web app itself? The marketing site is definitely a little embarassing.

@beect I don't think that's just in tech. I think that's human society: as a species we quickly forget what's happened before.

@beect what changed your mind? Life experience? A thought leader? Was there a particular, significant moment?

Just found this. This is why I'm a dad. http://instagr.am/p/ZZD2K/

@beect you used to think computers would change the world. What changed your mind?

@greggoldring @inkdit picture or it didn't happen.

@lorindaapps was that sexy moan?

RT @BobandDougMcK: Good day, eh! Are you hosers getting ready to make some beernog?!

@kevinhorek damn you!!!!

Done son. http://instagr.am/p/ZUbhm/

@beect hmmmmmm. I believe that *people* drive culture... but I also don't want the MPAA fucking with DNS.

Hey @dreamweaver: please make snippets more shareable, stored in the cloud. Companies (like mine) will pay for this.

@ryancarson it's 10pm! Time to go to bed! ;)

@lorrainenichols you're making me cry.

I just googled "cats" and couldn't find a single photo on the Internet.

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WITH NO KIDS DO WITH ALL YOUR FREE TIME?

I'm sorry everyone: I just ate the last piece of cake from @duchessbakeshop. I'm sorry. #yegfood

Ok; who put a folder called "Horsies" on my desktop? I'm seriously pissed off right now.

Yesterday, @louisck proved he was a class act. He released his revenue numbers. http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/ So glad his experiment worked!

@amyhoy you're not the only sassy web entrepreneur sharing her numbers! https://buy.louisck.net/statement

Wow. @louisck shares how well his $5 experiment has worked - https://buy.louisck.net/statement

@evankirby wow! Shit. He did well. And really, he's just started promoting it.

Beer with my lady http://instagr.am/p/ZB6qk/

@SavageTiner let me know what you think! I missed my 7am start time today and it made me sad. ;(

The cost of mobility in Alberta http://instagr.am/p/ZAnyG/

Saw this on my drive to work http://instagr.am/p/Y7qvB/

RT @dubbeldam: Friends, I just invented something, but I can't make it without your support and your help spreading the word: http://t.c ...

@kevinhorek YES!

@paper_leaf In MHO @alley_kat_beer is the best #yeg #beer. They have a list of pubs that carry their stuff here: http://www.alleykatbeer.com/where_to_enjoy.htm

@lorindaapps Sigh. This is for you: http://rick-kills-pencils.deviantart.com/art/Iron-Man-Robert-Downey-Jr-175526190

Gopro pogo - http://youtu.be/cxxm87yjzbE

I fought the bra, and the bra won.

Just updated my @louisck #beacontheater blog post based on some feedback from @kevinhorek. Check it out: http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/ Comments plz!

@robyn_larsen @paulletourneau @patrickkerby ha ha. My wife wouldn't give me a score even close to 20%! ;)

About 50% of my eating is just cleaning up what my kids didn't eat.

Trademark http://instagr.am/p/YztsG/

@sh what's stopping you? You're the CEO! Move the company!

For those that missed it, here's my newest blog post: @louisck sucks at social media, but he sure can sell shit: http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/

@ryancarson @nickrp You've been reading your Think Vitamin newsletter! ;)

I just googled "Asbestos Party." For fun.

Here's my newest blog post: "Louis CK sucks at social media, but he sure can sell shit" http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/

@longstride ha ha, don't tempt me...

The real key to parenting success: drink wine.

@PaulLetourneau WHAT!?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That sounds like a parent's paradise. ;)

Justin, did you just get the kids to clean the basement by bribing them with Coke? Yes, yes I did.

Glowing http://instagr.am/p/YbTC3/

Friends, @louisck is a comic genius. He released his new special on the internets for $5 today: https://buy.louisck.net. I'm getting it.

Have I aged?

@longstride ha ha. Time for 3rd political party!

@StephenKiers DID YOU BUY A SEGA DREAMCAST?

You know who's "too big to fail?" Grocery stores. We lose them, we're screwed.

@kylefox dammit... I'm pitiful.

@BrockSky @greggoldring I friggin told you!!! You owe me an apology!

You know you love wine... when you take pictures of the wine. http://instagr.am/p/YOjm3/

Spider Man Christmas http://instagr.am/p/YOejU/

Remember when Desert Storm happened and we made trading cards for the kids?

Hey #asp.net folks: do you have an answer to this question about this weird Safari bug? http://serverfault.com/q/339618/103703

Hey, these are my work habits. Tell me how many you do: http://justinjackson.ca/8-habits/

Oh man. @brocksky just shared this with me. Too good.

Stopped by the new @duchessbakeshop for the first time today. It's spectacular! Left with a cake, macarons, croissant, and pains au chocolat

Hello new Twitter. You're late.

RT @veesahni: Walk a mile in a user's shoes. Find the sore spots and make them go away. #empathy cc: @hnshah

@lorindaapps OH MY GOODNESS THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

Photo: The original hoser jacket. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCzzujf

@jayrunham I'm sick of this internet etiquette. FROM NOW IT'S ALL CAPS FOR ME.

@lorindaapps ha ha ha ha. This made me laugh this morning.

GOOD MORNING INTERNET.

Photo: I think most kids in Canada have that experience of driving home late from a party in the country,... http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCz25MK

@kevinhorek as with most things, it matters more what SHE thinks. ;)

@amyhoy You've been IRSROLLED!

@lorindaapps This looks interesting. I haven't read or watched it yet; we should check it out together tonight: http://bigthink.com/series/76/series_item/5010 #parent

@TheStatusBureau I haven't shown her how to integrate Google analytics... yet.

@stevetsuida "Daddy, how do I make a title for the whole page?" "Well sweetie, that would be the H1 tag." We'll work on alt-text soon.

@lorindaapps Awww. We just tweeted at the same time! And look at that sexy profile photo!

For those that missed it: last night my 9 year-old daughter coded her first webpage: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/ #soproud

@kevinhorek @patrickkerby @nickvisual Yes, true! Also: studies show that conversions increase 300% when you use squirrels.

@kevinhorek @PatrickKerby @Nickvisual I'm hiring her as our next web developer. That's actually our new marketing site she just built.

@xtenson Ha ha. I know! That squirrel should play it safe.

My 9 year-old daughter just coded her first webpage: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/

When Spider-Man gets sleepy... http://instagr.am/p/XvsKl/

What a tease! @jasonfried: In 2004, 37signals released Basecamp and changed the way millions manage projects. In 2012… http://37signals.com/basecampnext

@veduckworth @tarablegrah two things to consider: there are still a lot of people struggling in #yeg and debt levels here are up. :(

Is there any better way to wake up than to the sounds of your daughter playing the recorder?

Shit. You've never seen beatboxing like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94EEk2rZpU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Edmonton: the last bastion of North America’s middle class http://www.edmontonjournal.com/touch/Lamphier+Welcome+Edmonton+city+that+works/5815068/story.html?rel=847766

The Edmonton Oilers: Young, fast and on the mark http://tgam.ca/DIha

Inside Amazon http://thisisawesome.com/inside-amazon/ via @pallian

Date night http://instagr.am/p/Xcsgb/

What's your college major worth? http://ht.ly/7NolV

If Netflix CEO is stupid, how come you're not rich? http://m.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/12/if-everyone-else-is-such-an-idiot-how-come-youre-not-rich/249430/