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When you're praying "Amen" means "the end," but when you're preaching "can I get amen?" means you're just getting going.

@jamesjackins good man. Busy with all these kids, but life is good. How about you?

When you have 3 boys under 6, midget wrestling is just part of your daily life.

@amyhoy ha ha. Regardless: really great post. Portraying venture caps as Generals sending the kids into battle was brilliant.

@matejch ha ha. True.

@jaredbell ha ha. I like that one!

@sh such a great photo!

Whoa. @amyhoy grabs the venture capitalists by the balls: "Follow the money. They want a piece of you." http://unicornfree.com/2011/fuck-glory-startups-are-one-long-con/

Just liked Creemore Springs Premium at Devine Wines http://oink.com/i/4ed967a33cc9cd5aa400107f (via @oinkapp)

@kevinrose yeah man! The "Robin Williams French Siri app" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dI-WZ5cvM0

@yellowpencilweb ok, yes. It's true. The Birks just won't be the same.

@yellowpencilweb I hurt my neck looking at that picture. #lawsuitcoming

My house is going to blow away in this crazy wind.

So excited to try TurboScan at @jasonfried's recommendation. Why pay $400 for a doc scanner when you can pay $2? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/turboscan-quickly-scan-multipage/id342548956?mt=8

RT @michaelbridge: One word, my son: Bookmarks. 1/100 of a penny's worth of cardboard & wool goes for $4 at Chapters. Lot less effort t ...

Parents! What are you doing complaining about parties and weddings that don't allow kids? THAT'S LIKE A GIFT FROM HEAVEN! TAKE IT!

"Things that look good at the end of the day often don’t look good the next morning." - @jasonfried http://j.mp/uwVfdJ

@lorindaapps Hey, what do you think of this album? So far I like tracks 2 and 3 - http://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/ghost-notes-bonus-track-version/id273812919

likes On Top of Your Love by Royal Wood on Ping http://itun.es/iLh2Cd #iTunes

Listening to the latest @Theater42 podcast on my drive to work. Pick it up here roadne.ws/w3O12S

@ormanclark support emails should go through @charmapp or @Assistly. Everything else: read it and delete it, or schedule it.

@Brennan_Black I am your 16 year old self.

@stevetsuida @cdgeorge is this a riddle I need to solve?

Have you ever had a time where your kids woke you up way too early, and you... wanted to keep sleeping?

This is what I did last weekend. What did you do that was so great? http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DK1Cfy4d9-to&feature=player_embedded&v=K1Cfy4d9-to&gl=CA

RT @pppapaya: Every free minute I have I can either: A) Read B) Draw C) Write or D) Piss my life away on the internet. Guess which one I ...

@lorindaapps how about replying to tweets when the person is lying right beside you? ;)

If there isn't a major problem to solve, it's best to move on to your next idea. http://justinjackson.ca/are-you-in-love-with-the-idea-or-with-customers/

@jamesschutz really? I've found it frustrating!

@frostedbetty isn't the "restart" button called a Latte?

@longstride but don't you love those trips where you can be away and UNfocused?

@longstride for realz?

@amyhoy but don't you say: "the purpose of business is to FIND a customer, and then CREATE a product that they would love?"

@longstride Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?

RT @alexalbrecht: If the things you wear under your pants are called underpants, and under your shirt is an undershirt, why aren't socks ...

@evankirby are you kidding me? I'm not complaining. It's awesome. ;)

Some kids sound cute when they repeat after Dora. Mine sounds like he's singing Gwar lyrics.

@lorindaapps looks cute!

The boy loves his homework http://instagr.am/p/WiWxv/

This Wikipedia programmer is going to kick my ass if I don't donate.

Photo: Sitting down for breakfast in 1943. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCanZqZ

Photo: Canadian Pacific railroad’s locomotive no. 9777 http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCamqHD

@lorindaapps I love the word "Organizasheon."

@stevetsuida I listened to the audiobook (unabridged). Am I missing something if I don't actually *read* it?

@garyvee Big Turk!

I think my toddler would be better suited to a cement cell than a bedroom. AND HE WOULD LOVE IT.

Damn, this bike is only for exercising. http://instagr.am/p/WXLVk/

Are you in love with the idea, or customers? http://justinjackson.ca/are-you-in-love-with-the-idea-or-with-customers/

RT @joshtastic: I use Lever 2000 soap, because when you get right down to it, that's a lot of levers.

@evilstevetsuida but wait... I follow YOU for asshole tweets. ;) (isn't that the point of this account)

@beingbrad ha ha. This happens regularly at our place too.

To Rethink Sprawl, Start With Offices http://zite.to/u1cYtU

Do entrepreneurs need to go to college? http://zite.to/rRGBuU

New Girl & Chocolate video looks amazing - http://vimeo.com/32240946

@dustin it means your vision is going and it all looks "off white" or "dark grey." ;)

Mamas don't let your boys grow up to be 45 year old men with eyebrow rings.

Toothpaste isle and consumer choice http://instagr.am/p/WFQ1j/

Don't buy this jacket - http://www.thecleanestline.com/2011/11/dont-buy-this-jacket-black-friday-and-the-new-york-times.html

@kevinhorek YES!

@kevinhorek ha ha, no.

Photo: Ski Jasper by Dr. Seuss http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCSYXYO

@stuartma now that's the holiday spirit! ;)

Daddy weekend. http://instagr.am/p/WBRci/

RT @drewshearer: Thanks @netflix for your new kids section, but can I PLEASE have separate "watch instantly" queues for me and my kids?

RT @TIME: Black Friday doesn't actually have the cheapest prices: http://ti.me/rPp54q

@DevinKomarniski @brennan_black ha ha. Awesome.

RT @RandonDesign: Median salary of 62 top profile illustrators in Canada is 33 000. Brutal. #ondesign

@lorindaapps no... It's just an awesome gadget! Toast and eggs at the same time!

@rjs why did you choose Facebook?

Wow! Amazing design work by the talented, and local @raspberrysarah - http://sarahjackson.ca/design-alberta-health-services/ #yeg #design #nepotism

@lorindaapps This has your name written all over it! http://thisisawesome.com/awesome-toaster-does-it-all/

Check out this site if you love design (or if you're on LSD) - http://www.kinetic.com.sg/main.html via @slhomme

@slhomme Holy shit.

Alberta is becoming a suburban wasteland.

Me: "What kind of boy do you think your sister will marry?"
6 year old son: "Hmmmm, probably someone who brushes his teeth every day."

@ammneh my wife is from there!

@ammneh why are you there?

This week I broke down and gave a donation to Wikipedia. Couldn't stand to see Jimmy standing out on the street corner begging.

@Nickvisual ha ha

@ChrisLaBossiere does he know http://asp.net?

Love this from @louisck: "the world is a better place when there are more girls around" - http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/161/louis-ck-on-female-culture

One of the best ways to re-engage a customer, is to give them a surprise gift. #business

The Lords of the Internet are meeting! @paulbellows and @the_opus

@kylefox nope! Date night with my wife.

@mijustin my wife pushes me to have #3 after that one. Damn. ;)

Beer is empty http://instagr.am/p/VYmFI/

@TresCarnales December 17th?

@erynnsaunders No dude: I'm the awkward lead singer who gets abandoned. ;)

@TresCarnales What availability do you have?

@mattnhodges Like it? I LOVE it. I think it's a brilliant, simple solution. Plus; I love how this 90's standby refuses to die. ;)

@erynnsaunders That was the story of my life, right there, in that video.

@PatrickKerby I agree.

Just saw an animated GIF on a product landing page - http://www.atlassian.com/software/confluence/overview Do animated GIFs have a place in serious #webdesign?

@sivers I'm the exact reverse. I must be one of those extroverts.

@brcallander ha ha. Well played.

@ShawnLo that would be amazing. There are a lot of ANSI art repositories, but nothing for Roboboard. Hamilton was a genius!

@daelan same here. LOVED your talk on Friday. You are a great teacher!

@ShawnLo No way. As a 14 year-old kid I did RoboBoard artwork for you, and you even let me be "Co-Sysop." We even talked on the phone!

RT @Nickvisual: Everyone in the office is winterizing their cars. I bought a coat, a pair of boots and some chapstick.

Is there a way to visualize all of the fiber optics networks in Alberta? I can only find SuperNet: http://www.servicealberta.gov.ab.ca/pdf/lt/SuperNet_Online_Map.pdf