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5 years worth of personal water conservation went down the drain when my 2 year-old flushed the toilet 10 times, for fun.
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Photo: Orca and sailboat. You can see these in Canada.
http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awE3U1Tp
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Photo: In the Cariboo, mail is carried by dog sled.
http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awE3SnFU
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Love PopUpCity's best of 2011:
http://popupcity.net/2011/12/best-of-2011/ Especially the camper Vespa!
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@evankirby HOW COME YOUR CALGARY BEER JOKE ISN'T A TWEET? I want to retweet that shit!!!
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@longstride I went to an actual movie in the THEATER today. Sherlock Holmes. Loved it.
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They just think I have a cold.
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The biggest problem with my kids not being alive in the 90's is that they don't get my Beavis and Butthead impressions.
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@LaPetiteJorts: hint: the real world's greatest hackers use such hacking techniques as "calling the boss and pretending to be someone ...
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6 year old: "When I grow up I want to be a movie maker and beer drinker."
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Replying to @_BMF_
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@longstride ha ha. When you have something in your subconscious, things just pop out at you.
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Replying to @kevinmitnick
@kevinmitnick Kevin, I'm a big fan of
http://hover.com. Great customer service, good user experience.
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6 year old son: "I'm playing a game with my toys, and it's rated M for mature."
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Replying to @paulbellows
@paulbellows @kylefox I've been a Hover user for a couple of years now, and I'm a happy customer.
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My home has multiple bathrooms, but I need another one that my kids don't know about.
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@subvertinc there's a tech startup IN THE YUKON?
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@hover: Say No To
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@longstride That was my favorite episode of your podcast! Unfortunately, I love business more than I love movies. ;)
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@longstride RT
@ABC: Movie attendance hits 16-year low
http://abcn.ws/vLgQtm
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Replying to @RandonDesign
@RandonDesign WAIT A SEC... GOD IS A WOMAN???!?!?!
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Replying to @RandonDesign
@RandonDesign WAIT A SEC... GOD IS YOUR BOSS?!?!!?!??!
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Laundry chute? I want a "kids-go-outside-chute." You stick 'em down there and it deposits them (dressed for the weather) in the backyard.
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Replying to @davebellous
@davebellous occupy Edmonton reborn?
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Snowboarding with the kids
http://instagr.am/p/cPqAH/
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Googly eye bombing. Love it.
http://j.mp/spHKTX
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Saw the new live chat option in
@37signals Basecamp; decided to give it a go. Had live help in under 20 seconds!
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Here's my caricature done by
@raspberrysarah!
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It's pretty quiet downtown
#yeg this morning.
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What’s the fastest-growing religion in the world today?
http://tgam.ca/DM9y
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I just ate dessert for supper. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Replying to @sabemm11
@sabemm11 how is it? Is Emma beating you?
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@dhh: US spends billions waging its war on drugs and its policies have turned Mexico into murderous nightmare. There's no way this is ...
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After last night's gluttony I don't need to eat for a month. Except today I'm having a party that involves bacon and beer for brunch.
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My feeling is that if I eat Raisin Bran it will erase whatever sins I committed the night before.
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Replying to @evilstevetsuida
@evilstevetsuida they CAN'T be complaining: gifts, food and booze - HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG????
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If I had more friends like
@Jonflarson and
@stevetsuida... I'd be retweeted more often.
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My Christmas so far: sleeping, DAD WAKE UP IT'S CHRISTMAS, flurry of wrapping paper, building Lego, dodging 48 rapid fire nerf arrows, Wii.
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Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates it. To everyone else: "Hi... what'd you have for breakfast?"
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Replying to @mathewi
@mathewi damn. I was up until 3am wrapping, and then 7am when the kids got up!
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Replying to @StephenKiers
@StephenKiers merry Christmas!
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OH MY GOODNESS - THEY'RE AWAKE!!!!
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1:30am AND STILL WRAPPING!!! I'm so tired I want to cry. If I see Santa I'm going to kick him in the knees.
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Replying to @michaelbridge
@michaelbridge wait... What are you talking about? SANTA'S NOT REAL?
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Just found the first cologne I ever purchased... from 1995.
http://instagr.am/p/bXhSt/
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@stevetsuida where is that?
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I'm preparing them for the future: when they're working in Ft. Mac, and eating all their meals at the pub.
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Just made my kids a nutritious lunch: pizza, chicken wings, and calamari.
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@jevon: Every time I read a paper copy of the newspaper I mash my finger in to an article I like and say "share"
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@longstride stick and string? Yo-yo? Spinning top? Jacks?
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Replying to @uhhhfaye
@pppapaya wait a sec: ARE YOU SANTA CLAUS??!!?!
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It's a reverse heist: parents aren't stealing from their kids, but we still have to sneak around, scheme and impersonate a fat man.
#Xmas
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Replying to @adampatterson
@adampatterson it's like a reverse heist: where the parents buy a stash of goodies, and have to scheme on how to hide it from the kiddies.
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For a parent, Christmas is like pulling off a complicated bank heist while simultaneously planning a dinner party for your in-laws.
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Little monsters don't go to bed.
http://instagr.am/p/bEbTN/
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@stevetsuida don't worry; I'm pretty sure it doesn't work. ;)
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@stevetsuida did you see this? The Large Hadron Collider: Recreated with LEGOs
http://tnw.to/1CMai
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Replying to @frostedbetty
@frostedbetty merry Christmas!!!
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Last minute gift idea:
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@37signals: Our friends
@hojoki are celebrating their Highrise integration by giving away 10 t-shirts. Retweet this and you might win ...
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I'll be fat for Christmas, you can count on me.
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I just sent out our holiday email, with some custom illustration work by
@raspberrysarah. Check it out:
http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=322474&p=1423
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All humans like to feel like they're a part of the special club.
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Whoa.
@louisck has made over $1 million on his downloadable special.
http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/
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@davegreiner: Really enjoying
@path for sharing moments with my wife about our son. Elegant replacement for email and SMS. I get it now.
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Honk if you love horn.
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@sh how does this relate to offering telephone support? ;)
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Replying to @beect
@beect odd. That seems counterproductive. ;)
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@Pokerclack: Why are some Christian people also named Christian, while no Jewish people are also named Jewish?
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@sucittaM: Drove past the county jail/courthouse this morning. Lots of cars with TAPOUT stickers in the parking lot.
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Replying to @raspberrysarah
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Found this on Facebook. And it's awesome.
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Replying to @adampatterson
@adampatterson noisy muffins are stupid!
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On the chairlift RIGHT NOW!!!
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Christmas is coming. I'm going to hit the gym every day this week to offset the horrible gluttony that will occur this weekend.
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Replying to @garyvee
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This article is dripping with cynicism whenever it describes online music retail
http://tgam.ca/DLa8
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@paulbellows: There's a nap for that
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Somebody call David Suzuki: I just discovered a new ecosystem in my daughter's room.
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Replying to @Ashley_MBain
@AshleyMJacobsen I've always wanted to take the train! You're lucky!
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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!!!
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Replying to @beect
@beect so you DID go to Oil City!!!!
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