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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
5 years worth of personal water conservation went down the drain when my 2 year-old flushed the toilet 10 times, for fun.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@evankirby HOW COME YOUR CALGARY BEER JOKE ISN'T A TWEET? I want to retweet that shit!!!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@longstride I went to an actual movie in the THEATER today. Sherlock Holmes. Loved it.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
They just think I have a cold.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
The biggest problem with my kids not being alive in the 90's is that they don't get my Beavis and Butthead impressions.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @LaPetiteJorts: hint: the real world's greatest hackers use such hacking techniques as "calling the boss and pretending to be someone ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year old: "When I grow up I want to be a movie maker and beer drinker."
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@longstride ha ha. When you have something in your subconscious, things just pop out at you.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year old son: "I'm playing a game with my toys, and it's rated M for mature."
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
My home has multiple bathrooms, but I need another one that my kids don't know about.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @hover: Say No To #SOPA. At hover.com on 12/29 code "OpenInternet" good for $7 domain transfers + $1 donation to demandprogress.org. ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@longstride That was my favorite episode of your podcast! Unfortunately, I love business more than I love movies. ;)
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Laundry chute? I want a "kids-go-outside-chute." You stick 'em down there and it deposits them (dressed for the weather) in the backyard.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Saw the new live chat option in @37signals Basecamp; decided to give it a go. Had live help in under 20 seconds!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
It's pretty quiet downtown #yeg this morning.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I just ate dessert for supper. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @dhh: US spends billions waging its war on drugs and its policies have turned Mexico into murderous nightmare. There's no way this is ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
After last night's gluttony I don't need to eat for a month. Except today I'm having a party that involves bacon and beer for brunch.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
My feeling is that if I eat Raisin Bran it will erase whatever sins I committed the night before.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
My Christmas so far: sleeping, DAD WAKE UP IT'S CHRISTMAS, flurry of wrapping paper, building Lego, dodging 48 rapid fire nerf arrows, Wii.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates it. To everyone else: "Hi... what'd you have for breakfast?"
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @mathewi
@mathewi damn. I was up until 3am wrapping, and then 7am when the kids got up!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
OH MY GOODNESS - THEY'RE AWAKE!!!!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
1:30am AND STILL WRAPPING!!! I'm so tired I want to cry. If I see Santa I'm going to kick him in the knees.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I'm preparing them for the future: when they're working in Ft. Mac, and eating all their meals at the pub.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Just made my kids a nutritious lunch: pizza, chicken wings, and calamari.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @jevon: Every time I read a paper copy of the newspaper I mash my finger in to an article I like and say "share"
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
It's a reverse heist: parents aren't stealing from their kids, but we still have to sneak around, scheme and impersonate a fat man. #Xmas
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @adampatterson
@adampatterson it's like a reverse heist: where the parents buy a stash of goodies, and have to scheme on how to hide it from the kiddies.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
For a parent, Christmas is like pulling off a complicated bank heist while simultaneously planning a dinner party for your in-laws.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Last minute gift idea:
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @37signals: Our friends @hojoki are celebrating their Highrise integration by giving away 10 t-shirts. Retweet this and you might win ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I'll be fat for Christmas, you can count on me.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
All humans like to feel like they're a part of the special club.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @davegreiner: Really enjoying @path for sharing moments with my wife about our son. Elegant replacement for email and SMS. I get it now.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Honk if you love horn.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@sh how does this relate to offering telephone support? ;)
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @Pokerclack: Why are some Christian people also named Christian, while no Jewish people are also named Jewish?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @sucittaM: Drove past the county jail/courthouse this morning. Lots of cars with TAPOUT stickers in the parking lot.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Found this on Facebook. And it's awesome.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
On the chairlift RIGHT NOW!!!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Christmas is coming. I'm going to hit the gym every day this week to offset the horrible gluttony that will occur this weekend.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Somebody call David Suzuki: I just discovered a new ecosystem in my daughter's room.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!!!
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