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I just googled "Asbestos Party." For fun.

Here's my newest blog post: "Louis CK sucks at social media, but he sure can sell shit" http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/

@longstride ha ha, don't tempt me...

The real key to parenting success: drink wine.

@PaulLetourneau WHAT!?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That sounds like a parent's paradise. ;)

Justin, did you just get the kids to clean the basement by bribing them with Coke? Yes, yes I did.

Glowing http://instagr.am/p/YbTC3/

Friends, @louisck is a comic genius. He released his new special on the internets for $5 today: https://buy.louisck.net. I'm getting it.

Have I aged?

@longstride ha ha. Time for 3rd political party!

@StephenKiers DID YOU BUY A SEGA DREAMCAST?

You know who's "too big to fail?" Grocery stores. We lose them, we're screwed.

@kylefox dammit... I'm pitiful.

@BrockSky @greggoldring I friggin told you!!! You owe me an apology!

You know you love wine... when you take pictures of the wine. http://instagr.am/p/YOjm3/

Spider Man Christmas http://instagr.am/p/YOejU/

Remember when Desert Storm happened and we made trading cards for the kids?

Hey #asp.net folks: do you have an answer to this question about this weird Safari bug? http://serverfault.com/q/339618/103703

Hey, these are my work habits. Tell me how many you do: http://justinjackson.ca/8-habits/

Oh man. @brocksky just shared this with me. Too good.

Stopped by the new @duchessbakeshop for the first time today. It's spectacular! Left with a cake, macarons, croissant, and pains au chocolat

Hello new Twitter. You're late.

RT @veesahni: Walk a mile in a user's shoes. Find the sore spots and make them go away. #empathy cc: @hnshah

@lorindaapps OH MY GOODNESS THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

Photo: The original hoser jacket. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCzzujf

@jayrunham I'm sick of this internet etiquette. FROM NOW IT'S ALL CAPS FOR ME.

@lorindaapps ha ha ha ha. This made me laugh this morning.

GOOD MORNING INTERNET.

Photo: I think most kids in Canada have that experience of driving home late from a party in the country,... http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCz25MK

@kevinhorek as with most things, it matters more what SHE thinks. ;)

@amyhoy You've been IRSROLLED!

@lorindaapps This looks interesting. I haven't read or watched it yet; we should check it out together tonight: http://bigthink.com/series/76/series_item/5010 #parent

@TheStatusBureau I haven't shown her how to integrate Google analytics... yet.

@stevetsuida "Daddy, how do I make a title for the whole page?" "Well sweetie, that would be the H1 tag." We'll work on alt-text soon.

@lorindaapps Awww. We just tweeted at the same time! And look at that sexy profile photo!

For those that missed it: last night my 9 year-old daughter coded her first webpage: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/ #soproud

@kevinhorek @patrickkerby @nickvisual Yes, true! Also: studies show that conversions increase 300% when you use squirrels.

@kevinhorek @PatrickKerby @Nickvisual I'm hiring her as our next web developer. That's actually our new marketing site she just built.

@xtenson Ha ha. I know! That squirrel should play it safe.

My 9 year-old daughter just coded her first webpage: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/

When Spider-Man gets sleepy... http://instagr.am/p/XvsKl/

What a tease! @jasonfried: In 2004, 37signals released Basecamp and changed the way millions manage projects. In 2012… http://37signals.com/basecampnext

@veduckworth @tarablegrah two things to consider: there are still a lot of people struggling in #yeg and debt levels here are up. :(

Is there any better way to wake up than to the sounds of your daughter playing the recorder?

Shit. You've never seen beatboxing like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94EEk2rZpU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Edmonton Oilers: Young, fast and on the mark http://tgam.ca/DIha

Inside Amazon http://thisisawesome.com/inside-amazon/ via @pallian

Date night http://instagr.am/p/Xcsgb/

If Netflix CEO is stupid, how come you're not rich? http://m.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/12/if-everyone-else-is-such-an-idiot-how-come-youre-not-rich/249430/

When you're praying "Amen" means "the end," but when you're preaching "can I get amen?" means you're just getting going.

@jamesjackins good man. Busy with all these kids, but life is good. How about you?

When you have 3 boys under 6, midget wrestling is just part of your daily life.

@amyhoy ha ha. Regardless: really great post. Portraying venture caps as Generals sending the kids into battle was brilliant.

@matejch ha ha. True.

@jaredbell ha ha. I like that one!

@sh such a great photo!

Just liked Creemore Springs Premium at Devine Wines http://oink.com/i/4ed967a33cc9cd5aa400107f (via @oinkapp)

@kevinrose yeah man! The "Robin Williams French Siri app" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dI-WZ5cvM0

@yellowpencilweb ok, yes. It's true. The Birks just won't be the same.

@yellowpencilweb I hurt my neck looking at that picture. #lawsuitcoming

My house is going to blow away in this crazy wind.

So excited to try TurboScan at @jasonfried's recommendation. Why pay $400 for a doc scanner when you can pay $2? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/turboscan-quickly-scan-multipage/id342548956?mt=8

RT @michaelbridge: One word, my son: Bookmarks. 1/100 of a penny's worth of cardboard & wool goes for $4 at Chapters. Lot less effort t ...

Parents! What are you doing complaining about parties and weddings that don't allow kids? THAT'S LIKE A GIFT FROM HEAVEN! TAKE IT!

"Things that look good at the end of the day often don’t look good the next morning." - @jasonfried http://j.mp/uwVfdJ

@lorindaapps Hey, what do you think of this album? So far I like tracks 2 and 3 - http://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/ghost-notes-bonus-track-version/id273812919

likes On Top of Your Love by Royal Wood on Ping http://itun.es/iLh2Cd #iTunes

Listening to the latest @Theater42 podcast on my drive to work. Pick it up here roadne.ws/w3O12S

@ormanclark support emails should go through @charmapp or @Assistly. Everything else: read it and delete it, or schedule it.

@Brennan_Black I am your 16 year old self.

@stevetsuida @cdgeorge is this a riddle I need to solve?

Have you ever had a time where your kids woke you up way too early, and you... wanted to keep sleeping?

This is what I did last weekend. What did you do that was so great? http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DK1Cfy4d9-to&feature=player_embedded&v=K1Cfy4d9-to&gl=CA

RT @pppapaya: Every free minute I have I can either: A) Read B) Draw C) Write or D) Piss my life away on the internet. Guess which one I ...

@lorindaapps how about replying to tweets when the person is lying right beside you? ;)

If there isn't a major problem to solve, it's best to move on to your next idea. http://justinjackson.ca/are-you-in-love-with-the-idea-or-with-customers/

@jamesschutz really? I've found it frustrating!

@frostedbetty isn't the "restart" button called a Latte?

@longstride but don't you love those trips where you can be away and UNfocused?

@longstride for realz?

@amyhoy but don't you say: "the purpose of business is to FIND a customer, and then CREATE a product that they would love?"

@longstride Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?

RT @alexalbrecht: If the things you wear under your pants are called underpants, and under your shirt is an undershirt, why aren't socks ...

@evankirby are you kidding me? I'm not complaining. It's awesome. ;)

Some kids sound cute when they repeat after Dora. Mine sounds like he's singing Gwar lyrics.

@lorindaapps looks cute!

The boy loves his homework http://instagr.am/p/WiWxv/

This Wikipedia programmer is going to kick my ass if I don't donate.

Photo: Sitting down for breakfast in 1943. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCanZqZ

Photo: Canadian Pacific railroad’s locomotive no. 9777 http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awCamqHD

@lorindaapps I love the word "Organizasheon."

@stevetsuida I listened to the audiobook (unabridged). Am I missing something if I don't actually *read* it?

@garyvee Big Turk!

I think my toddler would be better suited to a cement cell than a bedroom. AND HE WOULD LOVE IT.

Damn, this bike is only for exercising. http://instagr.am/p/WXLVk/

RT @joshtastic: I use Lever 2000 soap, because when you get right down to it, that's a lot of levers.

@evilstevetsuida but wait... I follow YOU for asshole tweets. ;) (isn't that the point of this account)

@beingbrad ha ha. This happens regularly at our place too.

To Rethink Sprawl, Start With Offices http://zite.to/u1cYtU

Do entrepreneurs need to go to college? http://zite.to/rRGBuU