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If I had more friends like @Jonflarson and @stevetsuida... I'd be retweeted more often.

My Christmas so far: sleeping, DAD WAKE UP IT'S CHRISTMAS, flurry of wrapping paper, building Lego, dodging 48 rapid fire nerf arrows, Wii.

Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates it. To everyone else: "Hi... what'd you have for breakfast?"

@mathewi damn. I was up until 3am wrapping, and then 7am when the kids got up!

@StephenKiers merry Christmas!

OH MY GOODNESS - THEY'RE AWAKE!!!!

1:30am AND STILL WRAPPING!!! I'm so tired I want to cry. If I see Santa I'm going to kick him in the knees.

@michaelbridge wait... What are you talking about? SANTA'S NOT REAL?

Just found the first cologne I ever purchased... from 1995. http://instagr.am/p/bXhSt/

@stevetsuida where is that?

I'm preparing them for the future: when they're working in Ft. Mac, and eating all their meals at the pub.

Just made my kids a nutritious lunch: pizza, chicken wings, and calamari.

RT @jevon: Every time I read a paper copy of the newspaper I mash my finger in to an article I like and say "share"

@longstride stick and string? Yo-yo? Spinning top? Jacks?

Photo: alexcaton94: http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awDinVxo

It's a reverse heist: parents aren't stealing from their kids, but we still have to sneak around, scheme and impersonate a fat man. #Xmas

@adampatterson it's like a reverse heist: where the parents buy a stash of goodies, and have to scheme on how to hide it from the kiddies.

For a parent, Christmas is like pulling off a complicated bank heist while simultaneously planning a dinner party for your in-laws.

Little monsters don't go to bed. http://instagr.am/p/bEbTN/

@stevetsuida don't worry; I'm pretty sure it doesn't work. ;)

@kevinhorek this man is damn funny https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/150366689157058562

@stevetsuida did you see this? The Large Hadron Collider: Recreated with LEGOs http://tnw.to/1CMai

@frostedbetty merry Christmas!!!

Last minute gift idea:

RT @37signals: Our friends @hojoki are celebrating their Highrise integration by giving away 10 t-shirts. Retweet this and you might win ...

Nice looking office! https://twitter.com/jack/status/150266180094005248

I'll be fat for Christmas, you can count on me.

For those that missed it; here is our custom holiday card: http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=322474&p=1423

I just sent out our holiday email, with some custom illustration work by @raspberrysarah. Check it out: http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=322474&p=1423

All humans like to feel like they're a part of the special club.

Whoa. @louisck has made over $1 million on his downloadable special. http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/

RT @davegreiner: Really enjoying @path for sharing moments with my wife about our son. Elegant replacement for email and SMS. I get it now.

Honk if you love horn.

@sh how does this relate to offering telephone support? ;)

Funky boobie girls. #businesscardfoundinmycar

@beect odd. That seems counterproductive. ;)

RT @Pokerclack: Why are some Christian people also named Christian, while no Jewish people are also named Jewish?

RT @sucittaM: Drove past the county jail/courthouse this morning. Lots of cars with TAPOUT stickers in the parking lot.

@beect nice!

@raspberrysarah yes!!!!!

Found this on Facebook. And it's awesome.

@adampatterson noisy muffins are stupid!

On the chairlift RIGHT NOW!!!

Christmas is coming. I'm going to hit the gym every day this week to offset the horrible gluttony that will occur this weekend.

I think @YellowheadBeer has the best event space in #yeg (and good beer too!) - http://www.yellowheadbrewery.com/yellowhead-room/

@garyvee Americano.

This article is dripping with cynicism whenever it describes online music retail http://tgam.ca/DLa8

RT @paulbellows: There's a nap for that

Somebody call David Suzuki: I just discovered a new ecosystem in my daughter's room.

@AshleyMJacobsen I've always wanted to take the train! You're lucky!

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!!!

@beect so you DID go to Oil City!!!!

Tonight's tie http://instagr.am/p/ZwOQZ/

My nose hair trimmers are gas powered.

My nostrils are going to look fabulous.

It's the company Christmas party tonight so I'm going to take things up a notch: taking out the nose hair trimmers.

Photo: it8bit: http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awDOUPph

Photo: Canadian Lumberjack, Squamish, BC http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awDOSR2r

My 9 year old is still updating her webpage, using her own HTML skills: http://bizbox.ca/kidlet/

@Mark__Berg yes. That was me.

@adampatterson What the fuck.

Dang. Nearly 6:30pm and I'm just leaving the office now. That's too late for a Friday night!

@JamesMurgatroyd are you referring to the marketing site, or the web app itself? The marketing site is definitely a little embarassing.

@beect I don't think that's just in tech. I think that's human society: as a species we quickly forget what's happened before.

@beect what changed your mind? Life experience? A thought leader? Was there a particular, significant moment?

Just found this. This is why I'm a dad. http://instagr.am/p/ZZD2K/

@beect you used to think computers would change the world. What changed your mind?

@greggoldring @inkdit picture or it didn't happen.

@lorindaapps was that sexy moan?

RT @BobandDougMcK: Good day, eh! Are you hosers getting ready to make some beernog?!

@kevinhorek damn you!!!!

Done son. http://instagr.am/p/ZUbhm/

@beect hmmmmmm. I believe that *people* drive culture... but I also don't want the MPAA fucking with DNS.

Hey @dreamweaver: please make snippets more shareable, stored in the cloud. Companies (like mine) will pay for this.

@ryancarson it's 10pm! Time to go to bed! ;)

@lorrainenichols you're making me cry.

I just googled "cats" and couldn't find a single photo on the Internet.

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WITH NO KIDS DO WITH ALL YOUR FREE TIME?

I'm sorry everyone: I just ate the last piece of cake from @duchessbakeshop. I'm sorry. #yegfood

Yesterday, @louisck proved he was a class act. He released his revenue numbers. http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/ So glad his experiment worked!

@amyhoy you're not the only sassy web entrepreneur sharing her numbers! https://buy.louisck.net/statement

Wow. @louisck shares how well his $5 experiment has worked - https://buy.louisck.net/statement

@evankirby wow! Shit. He did well. And really, he's just started promoting it.

Beer with my lady http://instagr.am/p/ZB6qk/

@SavageTiner let me know what you think! I missed my 7am start time today and it made me sad. ;(

The cost of mobility in Alberta http://instagr.am/p/ZAnyG/

Saw this on my drive to work http://instagr.am/p/Y7qvB/

RT @dubbeldam: Friends, I just invented something, but I can't make it without your support and your help spreading the word: http://t.c ...

@kevinhorek YES!

@paper_leaf In MHO @alley_kat_beer is the best #yeg #beer. They have a list of pubs that carry their stuff here: http://www.alleykatbeer.com/where_to_enjoy.htm

@lorindaapps Sigh. This is for you: http://rick-kills-pencils.deviantart.com/art/Iron-Man-Robert-Downey-Jr-175526190

Gopro pogo - http://youtu.be/cxxm87yjzbE

I fought the bra, and the bra won.

Just updated my @louisck #beacontheater blog post based on some feedback from @kevinhorek. Check it out: http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/ Comments plz!

@robyn_larsen @paulletourneau @patrickkerby ha ha. My wife wouldn't give me a score even close to 20%! ;)

About 50% of my eating is just cleaning up what my kids didn't eat.

Trademark http://instagr.am/p/YztsG/

@sh what's stopping you? You're the CEO! Move the company!

For those that missed it, here's my newest blog post: @louisck sucks at social media, but he sure can sell shit: http://justinjackson.ca/louis-ck-sucks-at-social/

@ryancarson @nickrp You've been reading your Think Vitamin newsletter! ;)