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I'm so tired I can't sleep.

@longstride I have. Big corps don't get it. I wonder if they're actually tracking lost revenue from bad support.

@ChrisLaBossiere and you had bought all those guns!

@longstride first: cost center accounting is bullshit. These don't "indirectly" affect profits, they *directly* affect profits.

6 year old: "Dad, when you get smarter, do you get more brain juice in your head?"

Fact I'd rather ignore: ketchup has more sugar than tomatoes.

"Dad, how many beavers make 25 cents?" - My 6 year-old son http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awBu58TZ

RT @chrisguillebeau: A small town creates its own department store -- http://nyti.ms/uc1ft7

RT @duchessbakeshop: Its a pretty quiet morning at the new shop today - next time let us know Edmonton, and we'll all sleep in too! :)

RT @BobandDougMcK: Good Day, Eh! what are you hosers up to today, eh?

@stevetsuida where is that?

@stevetsuida yup. Did you Steve's interview at AllThingsD? It was right before the launch of GoogleTV.

@dhh have you read this yet? I have the feeling it would make you angry! http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/160/bill-nguyen-startups ;)

Guess what I did this weekend?

Just loved Blackspot sneakers http://oink.com/i/4ebf0a96aa77364f22000e9c (via @oinkapp)

@lorindaapps http://www.sierratradingpost.com/orage-the-pipe-dragon-ltd-ski-suit-waterproof-1-piece-for-women~p~2402p/?filterString=search~ski-suit%2F&colorFamily=01

@lorindaapps http://www.thenorthface.com/catalog/sc-brand/womens-shugga-suit.html

Just read @kellyoxford's mini bio: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/television/blogger-kelly-oxford-will-be-a-tv-character-thanks-to-jessica-alba/article1941613/. Full-time mother since 22, part-time internet celebrity since '97.

Why Toronto should be more like Edmonton http://natpo.st/tzp4Rm cc @brocksky @jonflarson

Why the keystone pipeline was defeated http://tgam.ca/DEgN

"Improves voice recognition for Australian users using dictation?"

@raspberrysarah you're just having breakfast NOW?!?!!?

@garyvee is that how you "workout?" table hockey? ;)

Just bought Good Look and cracked a beer. It's going to be a good night. cc @jpwalker #snowboarding

Photo: Bob and Doug McKenzie SCTV ad. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awBmA3bc

@brcallander Yes! That whole site is a goldmine.

Photo: Canadian “Stubby” beer bottle. 1974. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awBlph-n

I started a new Tumblr - http://canadianacollection.tumblr.com/

@Jonflarson @kevinhorek pizza? books? adult toys?

@bergatron With all the downtime, are you thinking of switching? We are too. I'm considering @charmapp. What are your thoughts?

"Successful People Struggle. End of Story." - @amyhoy http://j.mp/voiwkS

Just liked Apple Magic Mouse at Arden Ridge http://oink.com/i/4eb31e43794c96056000000e (via @oinkapp)

"Our e-mail list is very important." http://m.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/digital/innovation/a-tailor-made-niche-in-the-menswear-market/article2229625/ #htmlemail

"Right now it's not being monetized." http://pulse.me/s/2WuDn

Please get milk (soy & cow) on your way home. #txtstomywife

@adampatterson @frostedbetty oh no!

Just loved Mobee Magic Charger at Westworld Computers http://oink.com/i/4ebb0c756d6e6467c400016b (via @oinkapp)

Working out is a performance art. #gym

RT @mission_bicycle: Martha Stewart parked in the bike lane in front of our shop for 5 minutes while shopping next door. It's not a goo ...

Wash when drenched in blood. #tshirt

@alainsaffel pubs are for drinking and talking... and maybe a little singing.

The only #occupywhitehorse occupier has to leave... because it's too cold. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/story/2011/11/08/north-occupy-whitehorse-winter.html?cmp=rss #Canada

Just liked Alley Kat Aprikat at Blue Plate Diner http://oink.com/i/4eb99322aa77361086000082 (via @oinkapp)

Just loved Intelligentsia Ethiopia Yirgacheffe at Credo Coffee http://oink.com/i/4eb95c5eee44745f89000663 (via @oinkapp)

@kevinhorek me: "Probably a bomb that blows up the world." him: "how do you make one?"

6 year old: "Dad, what's a doomsday bomb?"

3 year old: "Can you bring me upstairs because... there's a lot of stairs."

@jimwhitelaw ha ha!

"The real question is not how many clicks or links, but how easy it is for users to pick the right one." - Nielson. http://www.useit.com/alertbox/interaction-elasticity.html

@lorindaapps Listening to Tom Petty and thinking of you!

RT @sucittaM: I wish the giant inflatable gorillas would stop making me buy cars all the time.

A great customer experience = great product + great support http://justinjackson.ca/the-customer-support-process-is-something-you-design/

6 year olds have fashion figured out: sweat pants + t-shirt = complete outfit.

If you don't have a price, you don't have a product.

RT @hnshah: 37signals has hired a full time filmmaker to document its every move http://tnw.to/1BiGJ

@stevetsuida shit! This country looks good.

Just disliked Poopy Diaper http://oink.com/i/4eb5b9f96d6e641cd9001965 (via @oinkapp)

Just loved Massage at Time Out Beauty Retreat http://oink.com/i/4eb5b0a16d6e641cd90018c8 (via @oinkapp)

New #Apple CEO makes some changes http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/apple-ceo-tim-cook-makes-some-changes/2011/11/02/gIQAzZaYfM_story.html

It seems unfair that the makers of the candy don't have to put the underaged consumers of the candy to bed. #parenting

Just loved Canada at Canada http://oink.com/i/4e45b1451ee8403dac000036 (via @oinkapp)

Just liked Intelligentsia Coffee - Guatemala at Credo Coffee http://oink.com/i/4eb406781bac7b7a6a0015a8 (via @oinkapp)

Virtue for sale (to the 1%) #occupy

@lorindaapps can you give me a call?

PARENTS: have your kids ever made you feel like this? "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH"

@kylefox yes. It's true. The mustache was fake; it was time to come clean. ;)

Just liked Oink http://oink.com/i/4e1e288ab12aeb4c8d0003ad (via @oinkapp)

@kevinhorek @kevinrose I just downloaded @oinkapp. It looks beautiful! What's a little confusing is you need to be invited to be a "builder"

How many people can the world support? "If we live like Americans; 200 million." http://www.davidsuzuki.org/blogs/science-matters/2011/11/is-seven-billion-people-too-many/

@JZ I still do... out of habit.

RT @duchessbakeshop: We are open in our new space!! Lots of seating, new goodies and Garnet on bar making tasty coffee. Come down and vi ...

@kylefox I love this story. It made me grin and chuckle.

@_BMF_ confused by my avatar? Why?

@lorrainenichols Well... not really. I was lying about raising money. Not being able to grow a moustache is true though. ;)

@kevinhorek Exactly. Basically, meeting me in person is a huge dissapointment.

@kevinhorek People always mention that when they meet me in person. Ha ha!

I've been doing #movember since November 2004 and people STILL HAVEN'T NOTICED MY MOUSTACHE. I've raised a ton for prostate research though.

Uh oh. I'm getting software belly.

RT @robdelaney: The only diapers left at the grocery store have a picture of a black baby on them. Can I use them on my white son?

"Dad, the Zombie song is like this: 'Brraaaaains.' And that's it." - my 3 year old

I'm wearing dress pants because I ran out of jeans. I saw you looking at them and wondering.

What I've learned from the #stevejobs book so far: there was a lot of crying at Apple during the 80's. Literal crying tears.

@longstride See! Good phone support is important! ;)

6 year old: "Christmas is when we celebrate Jesus and get presents. Halloween is when we get candy... and celebrate the devil."

@MoreWillie @smang_it YOU HAVE HALLOWEEN IN FLORIDA?!?!??!

This is what 7 billion people looks like http://www.theatlanticcities.com/neighborhoods/2011/10/population-seven-billion-in-charts/386/

@yellowpencilweb what is it?!? Are you guys getting live Llamas?

iDisk is gone, so I just reinstalled @Dropbox.

@kevinhorek 5:30am - 8:30am!

@kevinhorek dude! You're not saving any money if it takes you a day to fix it!

Great cartoon on the #occupy movement http://bit.ly/nypQ7A

RT @juliasegal: My Cookie Monster voice is the same as my Yoda voice, because Frank Oz has been fucking with us this whole time.

6 year old son: "Do you know what coffee does to adults? When they're frustrated they drink it and then they feel better."

How You Were Made http://devour.com/video/how-you-were-made/

In my world, @photomatt is definitely the bigger celebrity in this photo

@BrockSky I was wondering!

RT @robhuebel: I bet Rob Zombie gets so laid this weekend.

@ChrisLaBossiere nsfw!

RT @michaelpollan: New rule #4: "If You’re Not Hungry Enough to Eat an Apple, Then You’re Probably Not Hungry" http://bit.ly/txQWXW

@supsuperstar yes!