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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@cdgeorge Sad from a business perspective. I don't see why a growing company would sell out; unless they weren't doing well.
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @robday: I think there's a smudge on.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨your screen
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Last night my son had a nightmare about scorpions. Thankfully it was the arthropod and not the band. http://bit.ly/hDmoOJ
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@evankirby that said: Seinfeld is probably the best comic "teacher." He can really articulate the essence of standup.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@evankirby Louis CK is by far my fave. Rock #2. Gervais and Seinfeld aren't really on my map.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Just saw Talking Funny #hbo with Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, and Jerry Seinfeld. Really good. Thanks @evankirby!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @jesus: Thou shall not call it • a comeback.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @robhuebel: When I close my eyes, I see squiggly lines floating that move with my eyeballs. Do I have brainworms?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@jamesjackins What sucks the most? What do you miss the most from Saskatchewan?
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @robhuebel: For the next 5 mins, I'll be wearing my bulletproof vest. If you have a gun, shoot me! After that, don't. Are we clear?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @kylefox
@kylefox new drilling definitely won't stave off demand for oil. New oil discoveries have slowed to a trickle.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Last year's temperature for April 15th in #yeg? 24+ C.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
You'll have to excuse me... I have to run out and get my Christmas shopping done. #yegweather
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
The final snowfall of the year comes ONLY when all Albertans have foolishly stowed away their winter gear.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @bergatron
@bergatron Is that some fancy artificial intelligence working there... or do you have your nails on a regular cycle? ;)
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Even when FUBU was in the hottest music videos, he was still working full-time at Red Lobster - http://bit.ly/eDjYAb
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
The election debate in Canada is an awkward, awkward franchise. #db8 #cdnpoli
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I'm at Safeway - Stony Plain Sunrise Village (4202 South Park Dr, Sunrise Village Plaza, Stony Plain) http://4sq.com/g3lPmf
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@stevetsuida agreed. If you're going to have a scandal; make sure it doesn't stick.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @jamis
@jamis MOWING THE LAWN? Up here in Alberta our backyard is still covered in a foot of snow.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@stevetsuida This is actually a family photo: just another day in the Jackson household.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
My daughter just asked: "How *do* you talk to an angel?" (you can tell we've been listening to a lot of 80's)
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I pledge to vote in the federal election on May 2. If you do too post this somewhere everyone can see. #electionsCanada
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @kylefox
@kylefox I've got to get into Scotch / Whiskey. What's your fave?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
We need more beers that taste like sweat, leather and horse hair.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
What do you think the world will be like in 50 years? — We won't be driving cars; there won't be any oil left! http://4ms.me/gmnDda
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Up late, up early.
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