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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year old: "Dad, what's a doomsday bomb?"
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
3 year old: "Can you bring me upstairs because... there's a lot of stairs."
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @sucittaM: I wish the giant inflatable gorillas would stop making me buy cars all the time.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year olds have fashion figured out: sweat pants + t-shirt = complete outfit.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
If you don't have a price, you don't have a product.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
It seems unfair that the makers of the candy don't have to put the underaged consumers of the candy to bed. #parenting
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
PARENTS: have your kids ever made you feel like this? "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH"
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @kylefox
@kylefox yes. It's true. The mustache was fake; it was time to come clean. ;)
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @duchessbakeshop: We are open in our new space!! Lots of seating, new goodies and Garnet on bar making tasty coffee. Come down and vi ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I've been doing #movember since November 2004 and people STILL HAVEN'T NOTICED MY MOUSTACHE. I've raised a ton for prostate research though.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Uh oh. I'm getting software belly.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @robdelaney: The only diapers left at the grocery store have a picture of a black baby on them. Can I use them on my white son?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
"Dad, the Zombie song is like this: 'Brraaaaains.' And that's it." - my 3 year old
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
I'm wearing dress pants because I ran out of jeans. I saw you looking at them and wondering.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
What I've learned from the #stevejobs book so far: there was a lot of crying at Apple during the 80's. Literal crying tears.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year old: "Christmas is when we celebrate Jesus and get presents. Halloween is when we get candy... and celebrate the devil."
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @juliasegal: My Cookie Monster voice is the same as my Yoda voice, because Frank Oz has been fucking with us this whole time.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
6 year old son: "Do you know what coffee does to adults? When they're frustrated they drink it and then they feel better."
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
In my world, @photomatt is definitely the bigger celebrity in this photo
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @robhuebel: I bet Rob Zombie gets so laid this weekend.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
My first Intel based computer, the Tandy 1000, had 128k of memory. #Tandy_1000" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandy_1000#Tandy_1000
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Love the idea behind @fndgs - find and share interesting quotes from books, articles, and magazines.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
How will we know when we've revitalized downtown? Is there a checklist? #yeg #yegdt
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Nothing but 100% quality for my JPEGS.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@stevetsuida Trying to figure out the best way to sync receipts (for tax purposes) between all my devices.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@stevetsuida So odd. Everyone was saying that iCloud was going to be a Dropbox killer. I was an iDisk user. Now I need to renew my Dropbox!
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
How does iCloud remove the need for iDisk and / or Dropbox?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Stars and stripes forever. Maple leaves forever. Red dots forever...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@longstride Just subscribed. What are you using to host the podcasts?
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Solving problems is the only good way to make a living.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
Replying to @joel_stainer
@joel_stainer That's the part that drives me crazy. If Katz wants to run an NHL business, let him do it on his own dime.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @gruber: 1. Beat everyone else.
2. Beat yourself.
3. Goto 2.

There, I’ve just saved you from going to business school.
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @David_Scott: #yegarena summed up: Privatize the wealth, socialize the risk, and thank Mr. Katz for being so generous.
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @sucittaM: Walked through the metal detector at the airport while making the devil horns sign with my hands and headbanging. No one g ...
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@kevinhorek This is the tutorial I purchased. It's on the Drobo.
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Justin Jackson@mijustin
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RT @ABeconomist: Alberta's 1st World Problems: #yeg can't decide if it wants a new hockey rink; #yyc worries bike lanes will slow traffic.
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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson@mijustin
@stevetsuida Oh man oh man oh man. I wanted to pre-order but the store is down.
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