Tweets

RT @stuffmartysaid: "Hey Dad, what if I could pee out... what's that stuff called... whipped cream!?"

@jamesschutz Awww dammit. Frisbee golf?

I'm trying out @PivotalBooster. It's a Mac OS X client for the Pivotal Tracker http://pivotalbooster.com/ via @railsware

What cat feeders and software have in common - http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2012/05/this-is-all-your-app-is-a-collection-of-tiny-details.html

RT @sucittaM: I had to buy some toilet paper and now everyone at the store knows that I poop :(

In my mini-van it's all Gaga all the time.

I flippin' love cappuccinos from @CredoCoffee. Flippin' love 'em! Flip!

Crowd-Sourcing Community Development http://popupcity.net/2012/05/neighborland-crowd-sourcing-community-development/

This is well executed. Flipboard UI on a desktop: http://tympanus.net/Development/FlipboardPageLayout/?page=0

@kylefox Such an amazing day. I'm hoping for many more of those!

One of my favorite quotes from @dhh - http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=363201

8:45pm and it's still 20 C (74 F) in Alberta!

. @ryancarson's diet and workout plan for computer nerds. http://ryanleecarson.tumblr.com/post/21845066920/get-healthy I might try it!

@lorindaapps Happy Mother's Day sweetie!

@_BMF_ Ha ha ha. Same here. ;)

RT @MichaelDell: 28 years ago (May 3rd) with $1000, instead of studying for finals during my freshman year at the University of Texas, I ...

@kenbautista @camlinke after-party goodie bags! I like that idea.

The biggest thing I've noticed since turning 30 is that I spill more mustard on my shirt.

@_BMF_ some of the best ppl I've worked with have less formal education, but have learned how to teach themselves (and practice).

@_BMF_ @eee_c Other point: a good programmer isn't necessarily someone with their CS degree. A good programmer is someone who practices.

@_BMF_ @eee_c I think the point is that More Time + More Money doesn't necessarily = Better Career.

Doesn't look like @lorindaapps and I are going to make it to #galaguru tonight. :( Babysitter fell through.

@ryanjanvier ha ha. Oh please.

That sneaky @unrulyphotog snapped a photo of me at the @StartupEdmonton party last night. https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150874257298604.435218.206452793603&type=1

@pulpstudios @adampatterson ha ha. Right on.

@camlinke This is what staying at the @StartupEdmonton party until 2am will do to you.

@Nickvisual Smart man.

@kenbautista Damn Mr. Bautista. You put on a good party.

@ChrisLaBossiere saw you last night on the other end of the room but couldn't get to you. How late did you stay?

@CAMatONST great to meet you last night man! Let's grab a coffee @CredoCoffee soon. (or stop by the office anytime)

@Nickvisual I saw you. Briefly. Last night. And then I got lost in the crowd.

@dquail great to meet you last night. What are you doing for lunch today? Love to chat about building a team and finding talent.

I think the @StartupEdmonton party just ended. Now.

@ChrisLaBossiere are you coming by for the party tonight?

@kylefox damnit! You've avoided me yet again Mr. Fox.

@Nickvisual shoot. I just put on pants and a shirt and figured that'd be enough. #oldguystyle

@MarkBennett @startupedmonton I'll see ya there!

@BrockSky nice!

RT @danowen79: The old man from Pixar's UP is real!

I liked Pinterest better when it was called "Google Image Search."

He said: "Do you speak-a my language?" So I gave him a Molson Canadian, some Tim Bits and a plate of poutine.

@dannoblaster just saw a crazy bearded man biking down the street!

People in white walking around downtown. #yegdt

@sabemm11 really? Any nice goodies for developers?

"You're listening to the radio through your PHONE?!? When I was your age I had a shovel, and I dug a hole." - Old man I just met

@lorindaapps so cute!

@therivet rock n roll man!

Check out @wiseonmonday with @amyhoy - http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=362179

@curt_beyondfoam 2 YEAR OLDS ARE THE FUNNIEST. No one else even comes close.

@mm53bar ha ha.

@jamesschutz they did a great job!

@therobcampbell ha ha ha!

Listen, in Canada "How do I shave my beaver" is a legitimate google search.

@stevetsuida ha ha ha. No, that would be Aramaic.

Just realized that at 32, everyone on the internet is younger than me.

A few skate / bike / snow goods at my garage sale. http://www.rumgr.com/items/4fa564bf77ac850100000020

@stevetsuida Ha ha ha.

This Dora program is pretty educational... except my 2 year old now believes that the ancient dinosaurs could speak Spanish.

@evangoldin We're still living on this one... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Series

@jeremywoertink Is that the place the with the shark tank waterslide?

I'm eating a ham sandwich. No, seriously, I am.

Adam Yauch. So sad. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/beastie-boys-co-founder-adam-yauch-dead-at-48-20120504?stop_mobi=yes

Stayed up 'til midnight. Kid #4 woke up at 3:30. I didn't get back to sleep. #longday

There are 3 factors that affect potential event attendees: desire, money, and availability.

@PatrickKerby using it for a new product I'm pitching. http://teamscout.me. Still really early stage.

MAN! http://launcheffectapp.com/ is a great #wordpress theme. Really well done.

Here's a sneak peak of the garage sale I'm having this Saturday & Sunday in #stonyplain. http://www.rumgr.com/users/mijustin

@jimmyjacobson looking good man!

@sivers Posterized?! They've also been cartoonerized! http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=358519&p=af8f

For @raspberrysarah: Pantone bicycles. http://designtaxi.com/news/352390/Hey-Designers-PANTONE-Bicycles-For-Your-Riding-Pleasure/

RT @M_Hedberg: My lucky number is 4 billion. That doesn't come in handy much when I'm gambling.

@lorindaapps yes!!!!!

@longstride @sh Yes; accepting responsibility is gold.

@longstride "to be blunt" sounds a bit harsh. Is "to be honest" better?

@PatrickKerby I have 2 tickets to give away for the @gurudigi gala. Are you interested? First come first serve: http://mailoutinteractive.wufoo.com/forms/gala-guru-registration/

@ryanjanvier "find my phone" app. Have it play the sound.

@ryanjanvier Wow. You move fast. ;)

Photo: How real Canadian men get to work. http://tmblr.co/Z4X8awKi_GV0

@the_ok_kid Stop all kissing immediately. Shield yourself from the sun. Run (don't walk) to 7-Eleven.

RT @codeofficer: OH "A million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar. None of them buy anything. The bar is declared a rousing success."

@ThemeZilla Ha ha. I've been reading your name all this time as "The Mezilla." I thought it was such an interesting name!

The USB power socket exists: http://www.jetsongreen.com/2012/04/usocket-usb-wall-outlet-people-choice-kbis.html

Cynical Agile and Scrum Dictionary - Yuriy Zubarev http://www.yuriy-zubarev.com/blog/2012/04/24/cynical-agile-scrum-dictionary.html #agile

Check out @wiseonmonday with @zappos - http://www.industrymailout.com/Industry/View.aspx?id=360478 #vegastech

@longstride "Any other day of the week is FIIIIIIINE, yeah."

@BrockSky yeah, after a weekend of drinking I get the aqua jogs too.

RT @michaelbridge: Quickie interview with Douglas Crockford on JS, JSON, what makes a good programmer, learning CS history, etc.: http:/ ...

@longstride mine too! Haha - FriendFace.

@michaelbridge great article. "The brilliant programmers I’ve been around are always learning."

@longstride classic! Love that show, love that line.

RT @ryancarson: Just blogged about our Level Up System at @treehouse - Great way for managing people's career paths: http://ryanleecarson.tumblr.com/post/22063520388/introducing-level-ups-a-replacement-for-the-dreaded

RT @hackernewsbot: Remote exploit found in all WooThemes... https://gist.github.com/2523147

@BronwenBlack yes!!!!

@lorindaapps yes!! Get rid of it please!!!!

@beect ha ha. This is true.

I'm on Whyte Ave. Anybody want to grab a bite to eat?

@kylefox @PatrickKerby @Nickvisual any of you guys want to grab a drink at @caskNbarrel this afternoon? Otherwise I have to go exercise.

@brcallander you've been spoiled by #yvr!

Want to know what it's like living in a land where it's always Christmas?

@kylefox the time has come for us to meet in real life. Do you want to grab a beer / coffee? Or maybe you could introduce me to whiskey!